the most beautiful woman i have ever met. the holder of my heart. my wife. my other half. my whole universe. the woman that knows how to put a smile on my face no matter what i’m feeling. my puppy!
i love you to the moon and back ashybear!
a beautiful place that people often confuse for the word “town” when eating a sandwich. most often used by serial killers. i was eating a sandwich and looking in the distance and i said to myself, “what a beautiful duw-ng!” -chew-
- kangaroo joey
a kangaroo joey is when one man stretches his ball skin enough to allow another man to put his b-lls in the stretched skin and then wrap them up. after a long bike ride, scott tells andy his b-lls are cold, andy offers to warm them up by using the kangaroo joey method.
- dat boi powers
when you can ride a unicycle with your arms out like dat boi omg he has dat boi powers! o sh-t waddup!
- mr. jacklecrophs
mr. jacklecrophs is an amazing, wonderful, loyal, supportive, fluffy, dark brown, mediem sized stuffed monkey that is a perfect boyfriend for any mentally unstable teenage girl. he will always be there if you want to cuddle or just need someone to vent to. he is a wonderful listener and will never tell you something you […]
- the mr sandman
when going for that great c-m shot then just throwing sand instead of j-zz that m-f- pulled the mr sandman on me