asian butt scratcher
when as asianis f-cking you from behind and instead of gripping your hips, he scratchers your b-tt cheeks while ejaculating.
“mychael pulled the ol asian b-tt scratcher on me last night, good thing, because i sat in an ant pile 2 days ago.”
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