often left out of the fun, asian chris is known for his tiny errection and his lack of elite call of duty skills.
hi asian chris, will you help me with my math homework?
when you are relaxing on your sofa (seated so low you are on the edge) not necessarily doing any useful. what are you up to tonight? – nothing buddy, just sedging…
- liberian wrecking ball
when you blow into a girls balloon knot then place your b-lls in front of her b-tt. she then proceeds to p-ss gas blowing said b-lls back then they come crashing back into her waiting b-tt like a wrecking ball last night this girl wanted a liberian wrecking ball in her -ss
- rog shmog
the act of sending back a meal at a restaurant after peeing in it. “hahaha!” i just rog-shmogged that new restaurant in town!”
- tallah*ssee spin cycle
s-x position where a girl goes face down, -ss up, the guy sticks his d-ck in, climbs on top of her, goes spread eagle, and spins around in a full 360. i just gave janice the meanest tallah-ssee spin cycle this side of the mississippi!
- four scores and ten lifestyle
when someone is blessed with a long life, who has “cheated death” to live beyond the biblical average person’s age of three scores and ten—70 years old. although women generally live longer than men, is this trend also apply to those who live the four-scores-and-ten lifestyle?