Asian Dad Driving
an asian dad, frequently born of mainland chinese descent, that drives so intensely that it makes the -n-l sphincter muscles of his p-ssengers contract upwards for the entire duration of the ride. this happens so much in the districts of north burnaby that most people can’t even sh-t right.
usual scenario of asian dad driving:
“yo dad stop tailgating my -ss is getting sore from all the excitement!”
“f-ck you”
-crash-
“wow thankfully my insurance can’t go any higher sup!”
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