Asian Efficiency
the pinnacle of human productivity and efficiency. grants superhuman abilities of focus and attention on getting work done in the shortest amount of time, usually to the exclusion of everything else.
not normally observed in non-asian races, and explains the other-worldly feats and performance of asian kids in school.
jack: “hey dude, what about that paper?”
asian kid: “done.”
jack: “and the one on…”
asian kid: “done.”
jack: “g-dd-mn dude, what are you on?”
asian kid: “asian efficiency dude, asian efficiency.”
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