asian elf
can only be used in dungeons and dragons. only asians can be asian elves, and as an asian you have to kick -ss as much as possible. you have the ability to double your acrobatics, thevery, stealth, perception, athletics, and use more powerful wizard attack’s, “by immagination.”
they can also see in hi-def wide screen vision.
secret power in d&d that knowone knows except for asians, if said by anyone that you have a small pen15 you do a instant fatality to all the enemys.
(banna b-tt 419) “yo, ching ling do all aisan elves (asian elf) have small pen15’s.”
(boom)
(ching ling) “don’t say that again or your next.”
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