Ass-hamed
a term used when referring to a person who tries exceptionally hard to be something they are not. doing everything in their power to win people over just for personal gain. usually they fail, then go home, and m-st-rb-t- with their own tears.
person a “that dude thinks he’s awesome”
person b “yea, he’s been an -ss-hamed all night”
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the study of the -ss proper. most men are students of this discipline. -ssology is best studied in the summer having drinks on a patio in a high traffic zone. also see -ssologist. 1. when i grow up i want to study -ssology. 2. do you want to go to the pub and study -ssology? […]
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the act of lifting ones -ss and releasing, causing the whole house to shake with fury. “oh my god we’re under attack!” “why?” “the whole house shook!” “is kerryann home?” “yea, why?” “it was an -ssquake… she’s an -ssquaker.” “oh i thought so.” 4 more definitions add your own the result of excessive booty-clappin goodness. […]
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