asian evolution
the theory that all asians are different. you may be thinking, “they all look the same”, but this could not be more false. asians look different because of their different geographic locations they have originated from. that is why, if you really pay attention you will be able to see asians from different areas are all slightly different. these geographic differences account for many things including the different layers in their eyes, making them smaller, it effects their driving capabilities, and accounts for their small genitalia.
timmy had 3 car accidents, therefore we know his nationality was philippino. we know this because of the theory of asian evolution.
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