Asian Fap Attack
when an asian man hides in the shadows(ie. bushes,or a dark ally) and m-st-rb-t-s vigorously until an unsuspecting teenage girl kneels down to tie her shoe. when she does this, the asian man leaps out of the shadows and -j-c-l-t-s on her face or t-ts.
asian man: “aw yeah you take that c-m on your face”
teen girl: “help i am the victim of an asian fap attack!”
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