Asian Fish Man
only the coolest superhero.
ever.
he was born in j-pan, in 1956, and is male, and lives in a fishbowl.
he reponds to trouble almost instantly, appearing in a flash, and the floor is littered by goldfish. he says his slogan “oh noes you don’t you n00b, you dont dare pk this fine lady, prepare for asianfishyman!!@!@!@!@11111oneoneone!!1!!11!elevenone1!!@”
he will attack his enemys by throwing flyers from a seafood resteraunt at them, which hypnotize his enemy into going to a fish resteraunt and ordering salmon.
asian fish man,
i love you.
woman: “who will save me?”
turbonegro (2nd def): “no one b-tch!”
woman: “noes!”
(flash of light, followed by goldfish raining from teh sky above)
asian fish man: “oh noes you don’t you n00b, you dont dare pk this fine lady, prepare for asianfishyman!!@!@!@!@11111oneoneone!!1!!11!elevenone1!!@”
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