asian heaven
where an asian will not be beaten for receiving an a- or lower on a test and are not shunned upon for failing to become a doctor at the fine age of 16.
-in asian voice
mom: what you get on test today?
me: i got b pwus
mom: oh that fineee, i give you cookie now. you in asian heaven now.
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