asian lane change
this is a s-x move that is performed by going from either of a woman’s holes (south of the belly b-tton) to the other, without giving her a signal that the change in lanes is coming. this is hilarious when moving to the fart-box, and a health risk when moving from it.
john mayer: what’s up, did you hear that jennifer aniston and i broke up?
brad pitt: yeah. did you hear that i pulled an asian lane change on her before you broke up?
john mayer: -sniffle-
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