Asscheeks
used as an adjective to describe something that is frustrating or ridiculous. used in the same way as “bullsh-t.”
can also be used as a noun. see the cheeks.
i can’t believe i missed the final exam. that’s -sscheeks, man.
the ir spectroscopy is not showing the correct structure, which is totally -sscheeks.
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also known as b-tt cheek or gluteus maximus to some, an -ss cheek is just a way to refer to the cheeks of your -ss while getting to say -ss.
that sh-t was so big that it hurt my -ss cheeks on the way out.
the two fleshy sides of the b-ttocks
marcel marveled at the way her -sscheeks sprang back when he squeezed them.
he grasped her -sscheeks on the sides and directed his c-ck at her shining slit.
a term used to describe a complete clutz. someone who has the ability to knock things over regularly, and/or messes things up at an untimely point.
1)-spills drink over table- “awwwww dude, you’re a f-cking -sscheek”
2)-trips over table smashing a vase- “look what you’ve done now you complete -sscheek”
the round flesh sitting at the very top of your thighs and under your back. it is almost like a cover for the -n-shole. often slapped, grabbed and targeted by h-rny people. if left unwashed, they can grow nasty pimples.
there must be a tight -ss and tw-t obscured beneath those big golden -sscheeks.
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when an -sshole is being an idiot or acting stupid, or when an idiot is acting like an -sshole. most commonly when an -sshole is being an idiot. ” my dad was such an -ss-idiot today, he tried to tell me i was an oxymoron because my name is dawn but i’m never up until […]
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