Asian Pear
to dip your scr-t-m in a cup of sake and then dip your scr-t-m into your partner’s mouth
what are we gonna do with this cup of sake. i say we give her an asian pear.
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one who is s-xy, black, and wears one lucky, yellow sock. tends to also wear gl-sses and is very artistic. many freshman girls adore him and tend to become speechless in his presence. also loves beyonce.
aka rakim
freshman 1: “what are you looking at?”
freshman 2: “oh, asian pear. he is wearing a blue shirt today.”
freshman 1: “oooh”
freshman 2: -sigh…-
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