bomb -ss chinese food.
yi: man i’m really hungry.
raj: down for asian pearl?
yi: you read my mind!!
a pattern that is similar to camouflage but is made with various types of fish. hey kenny that’s a sweet camouflage pattern on that jeep. look closer jon it’s camofish!
- two headed bl*w j*b
a bl-w j-b from conjoined twins man, i think the last thing on my bucket list is to get a two headed bl-w j-b from those conjoined twins up the road. then my life is complete
- pretentious businessman
a well-dressed middle aged man who drives a fancy car and always takes the stairs instead of the elevator because elevators are for lazy people and he’s a working man. probably a trump supporter. probably not actually as great as he thinks he his (or as rich). ugh, steve is such a pretentious businessman. he […]
- *ss baps
when you see someone you know (or don’t know) wearing summertime shorts that are far to short to be appropriate and the bottom of your -rs- (the kinda bottom of the cheeks) are on display to everyone and your unaware of it. (and we can thank the way that culture and miley cilrus has done […]
when you cannot control your mouth and it is too much i hate to fight with you when you’re drunk because you are scaramouthcci.