asian pickups
a joke. commercials try to make them seem american by saying, “this ain’t no compact.”
“hey i got a new tundra.”
“haha! sorry.”
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a snowstorm where the expected acc-mulation is 1-3″ him: hey have you heard about the storm coming this weekend? me: yeah but it’s just supposed to be an asian snowstorm so i’m not too worried
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the spanish term for amazing, astonishing, or awesome. the term can be used to describe a great feat done by a bro, since when spoken with a tw-ng, it totally sounds like “awesome-bro-so.” true story. star wars is asombroso!
- assasinofdemise
1) a strange h-m-s-xual living in upstate new york 2) one having no problem annying others 3)an “-ss” 4) one who enjoys death, mutilation and destruction -ssasinofdemise is a real pr-ck
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-ss-crisco means obvious lies. originated from an experience with smelly, expired crisco that never said it was expired on the can. often used by saying one can smell the -ss-crisco, reffering to the way the bad crisco smelled to give away its nastiness. nina- this hot guy was totally hitting on me. kirsten- girl, shut […]
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defining one’s s-xual preference or s-xual appet-te now that i’m a convicted felon i’m going to have to put up with all the other prisoners -ss hungry appet-te’s 1 more definition add your own to hunger for -ss. used to describe a male h-m-s-xual’s cravings for consensual -n-l spelunking. bobby, are you sure you want […]