Asian Picnic
you take a large and st-rdy picnic basket and cut a hole in the bottom. then you have a pet-te girl, in many cases an asian, sit in the basket on your “pickle” in a “sweet” (v-g-n-l intercourse) or “sour” (-n-l penetration) position. you then proceed to hang the basket from a ceiling fan by a rope. from here your just turn on the fan and enjoy as the “chef peels your cuc-mber”, in other words as the hoe oscillates on your d-ck. whether the fan is on low, medium, or high depends on the size of your “salami”, or how “ripe her fruit” is.
yo i took that b-tch on an asian picnic last night
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