asian pregnancy test
the process of putting a math problem, wrinkled shirt, and rubix cube in the v-g-n-. if the math problem is solved, the shirt dry cleaned, and the rubix cube solved, then the woman is pregnant.
ming lee ho thought she was pregnant, so she did an asian pregnancy test.
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