Asian Schooling Standards


the asian schooling standards go above and beyond the typical western grading scale. the p-ssing grade of the western standard is ye ole c-. with asians however. a- is the lowest that is rarely accepted by the species known as the tiger mum. any less than that and it is certain death by starvation. if you are asian you know. if you are western pray for thankfulness.
tiger muma: b+? b plusssssssssssss?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! death by katana. you fail the ancient asian schooling standards

failure of an asian: i got a b+. i have dishonoured myself, my family, my cow and my chickens.
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