Asian seat cover

when a man has no condoms and the girl he’s about to f-ck isn’t on birth control, but he still wants to c-m inside of her. and so he pours soy sauce on his d-ck and in her p-ssy before f-cking her in hopes that the salt content will be sufficient enough spermicide.
person 1: sh-t, i didn’t bring condoms.

person 2: don’t worry. just use an asian seat cover.

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