asianeyes



to become an asian.
“man i was so high i was asianeyesd”.
when it is so bright outside, you squint your eyes a lot and you look asian
hannah: “dude it’s so bright out here. i can’t see a thing.”

amanda: “maybe you should wear sungl-sses like me so you don’t get caught having asian eyes.”
asian eyes most commonly occurs when you toke too much dank greens and you are so high that your eyes have trouble staying open.
that blunt gave mikey the asian eyes bro.
when a man places his ball sack onto another’s eyes or brow region causing the eyes to close or “slit”.
when jimmy p-ssed out at the party gerry gave him asian eyes!

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