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• Apple Strudel BJ

  the action of performing a bl-w j-b on ones p-n-s with a pre-heated apple strudel. also known as the slippery-slogan. how it works :: you must microwave an apple strudel for 10-15 seconds, no more. once heated the opposing partner will then slip the warm apple strudel onto the erect p-n-s of their partner. once […]

• aquabonk

  the act of hitting or tapping yourself or others on the head with a newly emptied, soft-sided water bottle (like the bottles used by aquafina or dasani). this usually occurs when you are relaxed and just hanging out. i finished up my water and gave myself an aquabonk, and then aquabonked the dog a few […]

• arabian highway

  the act of rolling toycars down a girls r-ct-m after punching her in the back of the head while having -n-l s-x. dude, i gave olivia the arabian highway last night and she sh-t out a toy car this morning.

• A red

  (n) a new notification, private message, or friend request on facebook, which you are alerted to via a numbered red square in the top blue banner. plural: reds. kate: yus, i’ve got a red! somebody loves me. amy: you’re so gay, n-body calls them that. kate: you’re just jealous, because i get way more reds […]

• Arentious

  something that is bad, terrible, not nice that’s an arentious looking dress she’s wearing

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