to make something appear or seem asian.
jill: look, when i tap this water bottle, it makes an asian ringing sound!
bob: oh, you asianfy(ied) it!
- a side of fries
when a person is having s-x with someone who is not their significant other “he is so distant, always texting at odd times” “yeah, i definitely think he is having “a side of fries””
- ass crumbs
it is when a person does not take a shower for a few days and has taken a few dumps and leaves dried pieces of sh-t behind on the toilet bowl i went to take a dump and some nasty f-cker left -ss crumbs on the toilet bowl seat a small piece of poo clinging […]
- Assisted Five
when a person is offered a high five and refuses to give it and a fellow person grabs said person’s hand and gives the man offering a high five a high five. high five? naw. (man walks by and sees the struggle and grabs the man’s hand and gives the high five ) -ssisted five! […]
- Ass Kerplunk
when you fill your -ss with ball bearings, and then your friends, or work colleagues if your in the office take turns to kidney punch you. for every ball that comes out you get a point, person with the most points wins. if a follow through occurs, the game is re-started. anyone for -ss kerplunk, […]
reebock-wearing, mulleted person in acid-washed jeans and a judas priest t-shirt who, at the age of 28, still lives in his/her parents’ bas-m-nt and swears that he/she can really rock out on his/her ibanez stratocaster copy guitar and probably owns a nova that hasn’t run in 5 years but you just wait, that f-cker is […]