Ask A Ninja
you got questions, ninja got answers.
a podcast about a guy wearing a t-shirt on his face answering questions about random things people with odd names send in to him. some questions include things like:
“what do you think of the number three?”
“can midgets be ninjas?”
“how do you kill a ninja?”
“would you like to watch a movie with me?”
etc.
quite funny i must say, costantly advertising their “ninja mart store” and “hope is emo”
in my opinion, even though hope is actually that lady from madtv, i’m sure the character must be related to that ninja guy. really, i can see the family resemblance.
ask a ninja man: “sorry, i chopped off your boyfriends arms, need a hug?”
1 more definition
add your own
used in reply to questions that n-body in the current group can possibly know. a reference to the popular youtube sensation “ask a ninja” in which a guy dressed up as a ninja answers email questions about ninjas in random ways.
person #1: why would sarah dump me?
person #2: dude, ask a ninja. how should i know…
Read Also:
- Asl-Addict
-asks everyone asl as soon as they can, as if it is the best way to start a conversation. -have very bad grammar, for example; “how u” -hate what they can’t have. -have no life. -often use scripts to color their words -like to crop words so they don’t have to type much -only come […]
- Asmoron
1) a being of which none are worthy of being in his presence. he is the kind of sarcasm, pwner of noobs, s-xiest of all 11 yr old taiwanese girls. oh sh-t, asmoron’s s-xi omg.
- as my dick
when something is very drastic, good in taste or exciting. yo man that sandwich was delicious as my d-ck
- Assadism
in the action of supporting the syrian al–ssad regime blindly and whit-out rationality, becoming a faithfull praiser of the al–ssad regime to a point in wich it becomes a religion. “this shabiha has converted to -ssadism a long time ago” and “…the officer was prosterning on the ground in front of an giant bashar al–ssad […]
- assball syndrome
a rare disease in which a man’s t-st-c-ls are connected directly to the -ss cheeks. this condition is extremely deadly. seek medical attention immediately, if you are concerned with your testicular health! excess skin is common. may result in lack of s-xual activity (women are too grossed out!) sally: “ewwwwwwwwww what is that!?” bernard (bernie […]