assball syndrome
a rare disease in which a man’s t-st-c-ls are connected directly to the -ss cheeks. this condition is extremely deadly. seek medical attention immediately, if you are concerned with your testicular health! excess skin is common. may result in lack of s-xual activity (women are too grossed out!)
sally: “ewwwwwwwwww what is that!?”
bernard (bernie mac): “don’t worry it’s not contageous, it’s called -ssball syndrome, keep going!”
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