ask for Lloyd


someone who “asks for lloyd” is a male h-m-s-xual, whereas “asking for lloyd” is an inquiry about s-x with another man, whether or not the curious party is gay or not.
1.
mike…you dont “ask for lloyd”…do you?

2.
guy 1: umm…is lloyd here?
guy 2: he sure is silly buns!

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