Ask Jeeves

(n.) the most f-cked search engine ever. typing in the word will bring up page upon page of irrelevant cr-p, all pertaining to the same subject. the s-x.com search engine is more likely to give you the answers you need. jeeves has an annoying tendancy to hide the most popular and information-filled results several pages back while giving you fanboy websites and advertis-m-nts that merely mention the subject first.
i hate ask.co.uk

i shall hit it with my hating stick.
the lamest search engine ever. the commercials tell you that typing in a question will give you an answer.

all it is is a search engine, like google, and yahho (except 6000 times worse) and does not give you answers, merely search results.
me: -types in- where can i find 10 hour long p-rn movies?

ask.com: 1st result a brief history on movies at the cinema!

me: why can’t ask.com implode?

ask.com: 1st result 10 hour pr0n dvd’z 4 downloading lolz!!!11

me: ah.. i think i’m gonna go use google now…
a dumb-ss man on the internet, you can’t get a straight answer from jeeves.
jeeves-ask me a question
me-where can i find pictures of men in the nude?
jeeves-the answer is, carpet right the number one place for carpets.
me-ahhhhhhhhh!
a search engine used for looking up information on the internet. unfortunetly, jeeves is not as good as google, you can never get a straight answer out of this balding man that looks fairly s-xy in his halloween costume.
little merle: i typed in “russian goods and services” and all i got were mail orded brides. hmm, that one looks pretty decent, actually…where is all the real information that real people need?!
little alvin: try google, it’s way better!
jeeves is a s-xy balding butler who looks better with no pants on rather than clothed.
moi: oooh jeeves bend over big boy
(jeeves bends over)
moi:-whip crack!!-
jeeves: im a bad boy!!
to type in a keyword(s) to the web search engine ask.com. jeeves is the mascot for the site.
“what does julie andrews look like?”
“why don’t you ask jeeves?”