brown eye booger
what you call a small nut shard (peanut, almond, etc.) that gets caught around the outer edge of your -n-s causing an itchy, uncomfortable feeling. a common post p–p occurance 1-2 days after eating any form of nut.
pat: why do you keep dancing around like that?
jeremy: i ate a bunch of almonds last night and i keep gettting brown eye boogers in my -ss. be back in a minute, i need a re-wipe.
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