ask jeeves bitch
a haltering phrase that is injected into a conversation to stop another from a bout of irrational questioning. typically stated in the middle of a reply out of mere frustration or it can be used as an interuption of a ‘too many questions’ attack. may be a simple end rather than an answer to a useless question.
example one
yolandray – hey man, who is going tonight?
devondry – everyone! even joe’s cousin lisa will be there.
yolandray – whaaaat!? who is she with, who’s she going with, is she with anyone, is it true what they… devondry – daaaam foo… i dunno, ask jeeves b-tch!
example two –
sleepy – hey doc, is it true that sleeping aids cause oily gas?
doc, bashful aaaaand grumpy – we dunno foo! ask jeeves b-tch!
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