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a website for insecure macho egotistical dumb-sses that try to be “manly” by taking orders from some fraud (a waste of life) who gets rich off writing complete bullsh-t. apparently, it is quite manly to be an ignorant dumb-ss.
from askmen.com’s article about 10 “subtle” ways to tell her she’s too fat (because it isn’t manly enough to just talk to her about it instead of being an immature douchebag and if you really loved her you wouldn’t give two sh-ts)

1. take her to places where she has to wear a swimsuit.

if you still have your t-st-cl-s after you do any of those subtle things, then you deserve to lose them either through castration or cancer.

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