Áslaug
the name of the prettiest girl you will ever see. often found wandering in packs with her two best friends.
hey look over there, isn’t that áslaug?
yeah you can see her with her two friends.
the most perfect girl with bad taste in guys, loves men with beard that’s 1o years older than her, and often with a weird accent. she is incredible cute and wonderful with an awesome personality and a twisted and perverted mind! i love her so much <3
person 1: oh look! it's a girl with blond hair that's really pretty but with wierd gl-sses and a body!
person 2: yeah i know, it's åslaug, she's awesome!
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