L-Plated
verb: to do something stupidly or clumsily; mostly used by those attending king’s college, auckland, and their -ssociates.
derived from l plate the plates that learner drivers must display when driving.
commonly used in conjunction with r-t-rd w-nker eat-ss and other insults. generally only used by teenage males.
guy 1: hey, tom, where’s mum’s car? i want to go out.
brother: sorry, i crashed it coming into k-rd. the cops dropped me off. gutted eh?
guy 1: well, you fully l-plated that, r-t-rd.
and
guy 1: man, i am so screwed..!
friend: what’s up?
guy 1: i fully l-plated it with christie – called her jess. f-ck.
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