Asleepway
the act of sleeping at one’s desk at work while sitting upright in a chair. usually accompanied by random bobbing of the head as the “worker” falls in and out of sleep.
question: hey, did jeff make it to work today? he was drinking bidis last night and was a complete drunkfunk when he left the bar.
answer: yeah, i thought his neck was broken but then i realized he was pulling an asleepway.
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