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• A's pizza

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• assdip

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• ass lipstick

  the sh-t stain left on the toilet seat from some fat -ss that can’t wipe his b-tt and leaves a mark on the seat for the next guy. -ss lipstick is like the lipstick left on a coffee mug or cigarette b-tt, except it is on the toilet seat and it is from your -ss. […]

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