asparagus booth
the asparagus booth is the toilet or urinal stall whose previous user has recently urinated following a healthy portion of asparagus.
archaic: a mythical architectural feature in the castles of old europe in which small chambers accessible from the dining hall permitted n-bles to luxuriate in the intoxicating aphrodisiac of the asparagus flowers wafting from their urine pots.
awww man, i totally got the asparagus booth in there. that urinal was a veritable detective’s steam grate of asparagus fumes.
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