asparagus pee


the smelly urine that developes after eating fresh asparagus. it is cited that everyone gets asparagus pee but only 20% can smell it. to those that can, the aroma is unmistakable, a uniquely bad smell. to those who can’t, be careful to flush after eating a big plate of asparagus, you may make that new love interest run in terror.
jen’s asparagus pee was so rank that i had to go home and flush out my eyes. she didn’t even seem to notice it! i don’t think i can go there again.

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