Asparagus
slang for marijuana.
“blowin’ on asparagus; the realest sh-t i ever smoked” – young jeezy, “put on”
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a random vegitable. tasty. makes pee smell weird.
also used as asparagusarific. asparagusarific is a term saying that something is as good as asparagus.
“asparagus”
“that stuff is just asparagusarific”
someone who always seems to smell extremely bad and does not even try to clean themself. no matter what time you see this person, they smell awful.
jordan- (takes off football pads)
team- jordan you’re an asparagus
jordan- shut up fools i smell fresh
team- you smell awful you asparagus
1: delicious vegetable that should not in any case be shoved up one’s genitalia and then feed it to your dog.
2: abigails favourite veggi
man 1: hey did you hear abigail put a asparagus in her vag
man 2 :ewwww thats just nastay
the act of being absent
“my conscience is asparagus today”
a term used to describe a h-lla gross p-n-s that is skinny and has a greenish tint to it.
elaine-omg becky did you see that asparagus?!
becky-omg yeah i could fit like 69 of them in my mouth
elaine-do you think i could get an std from giving him head?
becky-you’ll never know unless you find out
elaine-thx for the advice bae. luv u
slang for the “man root”… delicious with melted b-tter (not too hot…at least not the b-tter)
some asparagus is always in season…
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