asparapiss


your urine and/or the ripe and distinct smell it gives off after you’ve consumed asparagus.
“somebody light a match! i just had myself an asparap-ss!”
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n. the pungent smelling urine expelled after eating asparagus.

post asparagus p-ss syndrome
moses forgot what he ate for dinner till 2 hours later when he unloaded a pint of ripe aspara-p-ss.
your urine and/or the ripe and distinct smell it gives off after you’ve consumed asparagus.
“someone light a match! i just had myself an asparap-ss!”
the bad-smelling p-ss which occurs after eating asparagus
dude, i just had the worst asparap-ss ever
when you eat aspapagus and it makes your pee smell terrible the next day. it is sometimes not flushed for the purpose of getting back at, or irritating others.
whenever johnny ate asperagus, he purposely didn’t flush just to irritate his parents with his asparap-ss.
n: urine that has the unmistakable smell of that is the indicator that one has consumed asparagus.

v: the act of urinating and filling the room with the smell that is produced in urine when one consumes asparagus.
i really need to spray my bathroom when i take an asparap-ss. the smell makes me want to barf.
the horrid smelling urine that comes after eating m-ss amounts of aspargus. the scent is usually strong enough to kill an elephant. if enough asparagus has been ingested, the aspara-p-ss may in fact be green.
dude, i thought that party was going great. why did everyone dip so early??

miguel had a bad case of aspara-p-ss. we couldnt contain it to the bathroom. n-body wanted to be in that gas chamber of a house anymore.

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