aspaztrophe
the misplacement of an apostrophe, resulting in your immediate demotion to the status of complete r-t-rd, even if you just had a case of fat fingers and your hand slipped.
do’nt run, the cow’s fell over and thousand’s of lemming’s are all examples of aspaztrophes.
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the misplacement of an apostrophe, resulting in your immediate demotion to the status of complete r-t-rd, even if you just had a case of fat fingers and your hand slipped.
do’nt run, the cow’s fell over and thousand’s of lemming’s are all examples of aspaztrophes.
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