ASPCA face
pr-nounced ‘as-pah’ face (with a silent ‘c’, because that stinking extra consonant makes it flow all wrong n’ stuff.)
a sad faced animal often seen on aspca commercials (american society for the prevention of cruelty to animals) to induce pity and encourage m-ss donations of money.
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the expression seen in many bars/clubs/other social establishments on the face of men after being harshly shot down whilst picking up women.
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the sad look on children’s faces when they don’t get their way.
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the expression seen on guys’ faces whilst attempting to solicit s-x using a guilt-trip scenario.
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the expression on women’s faces for just about anything under the sun when it’s not the way they -perfectly- envisioned it.
i hate it when they put those aspca-faced puppies on tv. i feel like crying and adopting all 34509435034534534095 of them!!!
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dude, what did she say to you? you have a total aspca face going on!! she must have been harsh!
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tell your kids to wipe that aspa face off, you’re not going to disney land, you’re going to your room! now!!!
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don’t give me that aspca face, i don’t care if you’re going to die a virgin!!!
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how could you have that aspca-face on, you knew he still lived with his parents!!
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