Aspen Avalanche
when a man has s-x with his partner from behind while holding their face in an icepack or hotel ice bucket. at the last minute the man pulls out the partner spins around and the man shoots warm c-m all over his partners frozen face.
chip and marc were all out of ice after the party so chip held marcs face in a bag of frozen peas before he shot his aspen avalanche all over his face.
a s-xual act where a women is doing cocaine off of an erect p-n-s. before she can do the next line the man will insert is c-ke laden p-n-s into her -n-s causing it to go numb and lose control of her bowels causing her to sh-t her pants.
she was so into the aspen avalanche that i went through a whole eight ball last night.
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