aspen music festival
a summer music festival that everyone comes to to get drunk, high, and f-ck. most students are c-cky asians, and the ras are -ssholes, especially the fat one. there are no practice rooms and the food is sh-t. the second you arrive, everyone wants to go home. the locals are rich white racists who hate the music school.
wow, you went to the aspen music festival? how did you survive those two months?
i hooked up with so many celliests at the aspen music festival. i was hungover for most of my lessons.
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