asphalt hickey

a scar or road rash caused by crashing and breaking one’s fall with one’s face or neck.

i.e. crash on the road –> kissing asphalt –> asphalt hickey
i got a sweet asphalt hickey when i endoed during critical m-ss (not wearing my helmet, course).

wise confucius say: kiss too much asphalt, get asphalt hickey.

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