a scar or road rash caused by crashing and breaking one’s fall with one’s face or neck.
i.e. crash on the road –> kissing asphalt –> asphalt hickey
i got a sweet asphalt hickey when i endoed during critical m-ss (not wearing my helmet, course).
wise confucius say: kiss too much asphalt, get asphalt hickey.
meaning a release of gastrointestinal gases via the -n-s, aka a fart. “dude did you just bungpoii”, “yes i did! yes i did!”
- Bed & Breakfast
when a gay man uses an attractice woman to lure a straight or bi-curious man into a s-xual escapade. so gary really wanted to bang betty, and rick knew it, so he invited them for a little bed & breakfast. next think gary new he was kissing betty but rick’s hard d-ck was about five […]
something trolling, h-m-phobic idiots say in order to flood chat with nonsense. “man, this heteromkay person was flooding the screening parties with nonsense aboosha last night, but i made mad creds reporting her -ss.” a dirty toilet (one that has been recently used and yet, not cleaned or flushed.) usually occurs after or in the […]
a bong made from a coconut. the natural milk inside the coconut will act as a water filtration system to purify and enhance the smoking event. dan: yo geoff lets make a bong out of a coconut! geoff: yeaa dude….coco-bong!!! danny gimme the dro danny: ohhh man im f-cked, nick drink the milk!!! nick: t-tties?! […]
to adjust oneself roger clemens takes the mound, shakes the dirt off his cleats, beefhawks, and settles in to pitch.