asphalt sleeping
1- to p-ss out drunk / high in the street.
2- to snore after getting knocked out in a street fight.
1- “that guy was just laying next to his 40 can of beer asphalt sleeping.”
2- “he got knocked out with just one punch. now he is asphalt sleeping it off.”
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