asphalt ugly


term used to describe the ugliest beyond ugly creature; a beat -ss b-tch
d-mn bro, yo b-tch is asphalt ugly.

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    when an r-ct-m is so stretched out from -n-l s-x that you can shine a flashlight inside and see terds. forte gets turned on by a rotten -ss cave. 1 more definition add your own -sscave was the original image of a woman’s gaping -sshole, scattered with nearly a dozen cl-toral piercings, while her rosey […]

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    meaning, best of the best… upper hand, high cl-ss, there is no other.. number 1, the highest of highs, the boggest of bigs… nothing beats an aubert. and dont ever try too… omg, he’s and aubert…


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