asphalt
an agregate mixture of rock and petroleum that is used commonly as a road paving material. also used in parking lots. cheaper than concrete.
jimmy had his guts splattered all over the asphalt after he crashed his motorcycle.
pr-nounced ash folt is reference to a hard rock-like material used for the pavement of roadways or structures designated for vehicles. should not be -ssociated or confused with asphalt aes folt which directly translates in meaning to “slow” “r-t-rded” or “mentally challenged”. individuals who commonly mistake in saying aes folt instead of ash folt are, through scientific research, proven to be cronic maturbators and/or in most cases unnaturally stupid.
the construction workers replaced the asphalt ash folt on the highway earlier today.
my friend justin is slightly asphalt aes folt.
a fault created by ones -ss. a slip of the cheeks, a rectal p-ssage malfunction. a shart. when you accidentally cr-p yourself.
caution: too much draft beer and taco’s may cause an asphalt.
1. noun. b-tt crack. of or pertaining to the fault line in the posterior.
2. noun. blame or responsibility placed upon a donkey or jack-ss.
it’s not your fault, it’s the asphalt!
asphalt: european slang for black people.
example:
guy one: did you see that black guy over there?
guy two: yes, i have seen a lot of asphalts today.
slang for asphalt concrete
with the change in seasons, chicago’s asphalt is destabilized and pr-ne to forming potholes.
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