AsphaltChicken


an asphaltchicken is the most dangerous enemy to encounter in most games.
since hl1dm, cs 0.1beta and tfc…every gamer around the world is beware of that of tha special player…
noob: “hey..the chicken is cheating..n-body can be that good, quick and impossible to overrule!”

asphaltchicken:” hey noob..the only cheat i´ve got running is the weed in my blood..so call me a bio-cheater..anything else will get u hunt down for good!”

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