to cause to die or lose consciousness by impairing normal breathing, as by gas or other noxious agents; choke; suffocate; smother.
the condition of being deprived of oxygen (as by having breathing stopped); “asphyxiation is sometimes used as a form of torture”
killing by depriving of oxygen(sufficating)
that girl was asphyxiated when i chocked her! she underwent asphyxiation
julia’s favorite word.
arrteh: “hey, what’s your favorite word?”
arrteh: “besides that.”
julia: “asphyxiation. blasphemy.”
arrteh: “pick one.”
julia: “the first one.”
arrteh: “mind if i use your last name?”
julia: “which one?”
arrteh: “i’m defining it on urbandictionary.com.”
julia: “link me when you’re done.”
when a girl takes your nut sak, puts it in a back pack, then zips its up and you get a b-n-r
if your lucky you get to skeet in your math book
did you see carly take natalie asphyxiation that guy over there?
- Blow me where the pampers is
originating from the 1994 movie: pcu. this term is most used as a comeback when someone says or does something you dislike. can be used just like: “blow me” but adds that extra bit of urban flavor. this saying will often confuse and insult simultaneously. dude 1: why did you order cheese on my burger? […]
congratulating someone while saying f-ck you at the same time. “oh so you won the bet, congraguf-ckinglations.” “so you think your good in bed, congraguf-ckinglations.”
- I drank my own tears
a saying you use when you were laughing so hard that the tears rolled down your face into your mouth, this can also apply this when you are crying with sadness. mary: that girl on the x factor was so bad last night, i was laughing so hard that i drank my own tears. margret: […]
producing in meager quant-ties or with great infrequency. antonym for prolific. why do the sundays have to be so d-mn conlific while tori amos cr-ps out new alb-ms every time she needs money to buy more eye of newt and toe of frog?
a person who likes trouble, especially in the matters of domestic/relationship sort issues. usually extremely indecisive yet highly optimistic with mild phases of morbidness. man, don’t be an ifti. just make up your f-cking mind and get on with it