Aspirin


a popular term for acetylsalicylic acid. in canada and germany, among other countries, aspirin is a patented trademark of the local bayer subsidiaries. therefore, any non-bayer products are labelled as asa (canadian english), aas (canadian french), and -ss (german). i am not making the last one up!
take two aspirin and call me in the morning!
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a bullet to the brain or blow to the head. usually to someone who’s annoying. lead medicine.

not necessarily to kill someone but essentially doing something to either shut them up or get them to leave.
“hey lou, whatever happened to that loud mouth you kept out back?”
“gave him an aspirin.”
code word that means -ss, hoes (wh-r-s) use when they are talking to their man (husband) or anyone else they want to fool, telling the truth in code
hey baby, i’m going over to asley’s house..her and tom got into it and he needs some aspirin.

hey my mom wants her hair braided and wants me to bring her some aspirin.

d-mn look at that hpoa, i need some aspirin from him.
aspirin – ‘a-spire-in’ to aspire to be something. a wannabe. like andy is a wannabe ra ra lawyer. (when in fact face facts…your not)or how guy is a wannnabe jock…
when a wannabe hangs himself with his won rope… click your fingers and say aspirin

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