Aspurgess
a) a rare condition that prevents males from knowing the feeling of craving tongue action
b) someone who is deprived of a rich and diverse emotional spectrum
“that elby kid, i feel really sorry for him.”
“yeah, he has aspurgess.”
“shame. he’s missing out on so much pleasure the poor thing.”
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